My Life- exciting as it gets I should think

First off for this cul de sac of ours in the future this should be the house design. They of course all must look the same so none of our children ( that is, if i don't decide to become asexual) are jealous of certain houses. Or hang out at a certain house, because then I would definitely have to compete for the coolest house. But anyways check this out:
http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/6VuIxQ/www.simondale.net/house/index.htm
It's from my most recent exploration on StumbleUpon, the sweetest thing on the internet (besides Women's Health Fitness) and this blog of course. Umm jk, but not really.
So my happenings have been what could be said to be dramatic if you're bored in Atl. My small cousins arrived Friday. Their dad is a competition bbq er (another new goal in my life), so the large smoker was in tot behind their SUV. We all headed off to Felini's for dinner. $5 Yeungling pitchers were a part of my mom's order and i almost died when I was offered a glass. I took it without hesitation. I have now accepted beer into my life. I'll admit i don't savor the taste, just swallow (that's what she said?), but liquor is just not appropriate for all occasions.
I was displaced to the bulldog room (yes, this is a real room) where i slept a max of 4 hours and then awoke to the pitter patter of small feet and the scraping of matchbox car wheels on the hard wood floors above me. Ugh today was the day where I had to sit through a 5 hr graduation and smile and laugh at things that weren't funny.
So i went prepared. I made my phone die i texted (is it text or texted?) so much and sketched four pages worth of things that were going on. The most memorable part may have been when the headmaster commented on Aus' lastest hair style. Mohawklet ( mohawk + mullet).
Then it was off to see all the family and friends and eat massive amount of ribs and butt. Delicious I should think. I spent half the night chasing all the cousins out of the house so they wouldn't eat all the cookies. Can i be 6 again?
While playing cars + what flavor popsicle do you want with my cousin, Brooks (3) I asked him what time he had woken up that morning. He replied, "4 hrs... yeah I have to a sleep a lot in the day time". It was hilarious. We also found a bunch of worms, which he insisted on "washing" in the bird bath. Austin and I tried to save the fate of these worms, but dirty worms were just NOT OK with Brooks- "but they're dirty. Wash them".
Today I went shopping with the goofiest/ maybe most hilarious guy i know from pi-hi ( 007- what what) where he preceded to almost walk into a cubicle like area at DSW ( he needed converses and flip flops). The windows were reflective and all he could see were the cashiers in the reflection. They straight up laughed at him, i threw my head back and bellowed ( KB i challenge you) and he just tried to explain himself. The lady cashier asked if he had seen Family Guy last night. Apparently someone had walked into a mirror in the show too. Ahhh all cartoons must be real life then, I guess. Well that's all for now
Ohh and Abbey saw JAMES FRANCO in the RISD library. Luckily, she made out with him for me. She did say it was HOTTTT. I can only imagine