King Bed

So while exploring this new and exciting blog, I was told ( there may have been a hissie fit involved) that I must change the sheets on this brand new king bed that has now replaced the epic princess bed in my room. Now mind you, there is still the princess canopy but just to one side. My room is now the guest room I guess, but there is still the 'man wall' and Usher's rock solid abs- any visitors delight, if I may say so myself. So after 20 minutes of nagging, I finally gave in and went to put on the new sheets. These sheets are not worthy of company, just for me only- aka very ugly. The Rene' opened the sheets to find... oh yes, that would be rat poop. I almost broke into a Katie B laugh, but refrained. Just the perfect ending to a blog post and that was that. No new sheets to put on the bed for me. This was the highlight of my evening. Good day