First, just thought you people might want to see one of my Wise Women of last summer who helped coin the phrase:This is Mary, one of my favorite campers ever.
I've had a few moments in my day that I really hope you guys will find as amusing as I have....
- Saw a guy at the gym wearing a muscle tee of the cut-out sleeve variety. As he walked by the benchpress, his "sleeve holes" got caught on the little bar that sticks out. It was Wes (your bud from freshman year, Mia). He doesn't know i saw.
- I was doing the rowing machine, just grooving to my GirlTalk. About 14 minutes in, I realized that my rowing machine had scooched itself up literally in front of its whole neat little row of machines. I really couldn't help but laugh. T
hen, I saw the folks that work at the desk laughing. Do you guys ever know you're doing something ridiculous and suddenly get self conscious that everyone is laughing at YOU? (yeah, me neither. )
-This Hattie might appreciate: I had literally just taken 3 plates to a table and almost sat them down at table 11 when one of the waiters said Carson, table FIFTEEN, when Hugh asked me how I was doing. I told him I about took food to the wrong table....apparently these are not the kinds of things you tell the owner.
Ha I can only imagine Wes doing that. To his credit, he's jacked. My friend Cary decided Wes did numerous muscle helpers last summer. Ha
ReplyDeleteAnd this blog is quite the life saver my friends. I love you all so much. Thank You so much for the texts. It means a lot. I'm so used to texting random shit to Mikey and now i get to talk to you guys!
Julia and I went to the Brickstore, where i was fairly drunk after AHHHH beer. To my defense eating has not been my speciality as of late, and it was 9% alcohol. EB (daddy said no real names here) still decided i was a light weight when I told him this. Gotta love him. He told me to keep really busy and smoke a lot of weed. It would help with everything. I said how can i be busy if i'm high? Like KB I fall asleep. But you gotta live your life the way you want, right? His response, yeah that's my motto and "smoke weed". Well obviously
So today... (this kei$ha)well woke up this morning at 6am, thought of hattie and becky and turn over again. I read some Sedaris and fell back asleep and then had quite the dream. to be continued... my parents are taking me to the grocery
Hirarious! Great anecdotes.
ReplyDeleteAK- way to incorporate Kei$ha lyrics into your prose. About to call you... soon.